mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
420 ftw
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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