Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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