i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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