After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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