5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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