I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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