In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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