i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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