i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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