i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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