Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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