Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I would fuck him just for his dog
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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