think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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