we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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