I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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