if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You're like the curious george of whores
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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