I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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