sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
