Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Bring me that man meat
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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