Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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