does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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