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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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