ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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