I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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