what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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