FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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