The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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