You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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