I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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