i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
