maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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