physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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