He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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