its not stalking. its research.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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