There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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