So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I have feelings that need drinking.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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