So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
In America we eat man semen.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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