this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just cut my nipple shaving
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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