I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Every concussion has its silver lining
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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