nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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