what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
