You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
