Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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