this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I would fuck him just for his dog
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