What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I pour the whiskey from now on
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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