dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you inspire me to be a worse person
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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