she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
