Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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