Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
