whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
